Xiaxue's HP cast

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Saturday, November 19, 2005
Harry's Goblet and the Pot of Fire

Daniel Radcliffe as Harry Potter (same person)
Hilary Duff / Ashley Olson as Hermione Granger
David Beckham as Ron Weasley (Yuck… sa picture pa lang mukhang gangster. Eww… Gwapo raw eh sorry nalang kasi di ako marunong tumingin sa lalaki parang lahat halos ng lalaki sa mundo para sa kin pangit)
David Beckham as Voldemort (Yuck again… yes, inulit lang niya. Ibahin lang daw kulay ng buhok ni DB…)
Richard Harris as Dumbledore (Sya yung Dumbledore nung 1st movie kaso dedo na dahil sa cancer. Well, simple lang. Buhayin ang patay. Tanungin ko si Orochimaru baka magamit nya yung pinagbabawal na technique na ginamit nyang pambuhay sa mga naunang hokage)
Alan Rickman as Professor Snape (same person)
Carmen Electra as Professor Mcgonagall (Anak ni Madame Auring! Dapat matanda na tong character eh bakit boldstar ata pinampalit nya?)
Xiaxue as Cho Chang (Wooo… syempre ang director dapat kasali. No comment. Pwede na rin…)
Tom Felton as Draco Malfoy (same person, yung crush ni ano… Aarrghhh ayoko na! Wala nang silbing tuksuhin sya)
Tom Welling as Cedric Diggory (Eto yung sa sa Superman, oo yung may brip sa labas ng pantalon.)
Paris Hilton as Fleur delacour (Yuck… kadiri… para akong napokpok sa ulo)
Jay Chou as Victor Krum (Taiwanese ata. Di pwede Bulgarian si Krum eh. Bulgaran na to!)
James Blunt as Moaning Myrtle (balak nilang gawing bakla, ano ba ito!)
Eminem as Fawkes (Ha? Meron bang phoenix na nagrarap? Ba’t ayaw nyo si Franzen nalang?)
Mary-Kate Olson as Winky (Ngeeek… speaking of elf, meron akong mas magandang suggestion. Si Mahal!)
(Etc…. di ko na kilala)


The script will be out tomorrow, give or take 10 days.